Redneck Kentucky - Demo

It's simple: the Chickens are hatching an evil plot as we speak, they walk around the yard, dig in the dirt, they seem to do nothing but their eyes are just too slicky. You sometimes get hit on the head with a heavy thing but they always pretend it's not them. The Yard If you wanna clear the Yard, ya better start with yourself. Those chicken bastards will learn their place soon enough. You can use a sawed-off shotgun but you can use your boot as well (just push 'x'). Show off your hawkeye and shoot from a long distance. If you kill a chicken from far away: respect, man! Make sure the chickens don't walk around the pumpkins. You can shoot the scarecrow and the stupid chickens will not even know they are not crows. It's even easier to kill them all. You can also close the henhouses so they don't walk around like mad. Let 'em know who the boss is! One more thing: don't shoot the pumpkins and leave the pots alone. The neighbour's yard Well, our yard is clear, but our moronic neighbour still has a lot of chickens on his yard. The git spent all his dough on a new tractor and now he's got chickens shitting and rodents running around the place. A freaking shame, since he had such a nice yard. I think he's got a shotgun in the shed. You should borrow it. And there should be some ammo for the sniper rifle. Try the balcony. He used to shoot from it when he bought that gun of his. The Cemetery It somehow got late. We've been clearing the chickens all day long. And they're still coming out! They must be coming from the Cemetery. Well, it's dark and it's creepy to go to a cemetery at night, but hey! There should be a flashlight right next to the stairs, so you can see what you're shooting. Well spank my ass and call me Judy, we're having ghosts here! I'm sure I've seen a ghost of a hen. Or maybe it was just a trick of light? The flashlight is off and now I can't see them. What the heck, a chicken is so stupid that it doesn't even know you can't kill a ghost with a bullet. So if you hit it, it'll drop dead even if it already died. The Silo Now I know everything. Yesterday, right before the dawn, the yard was empty. Now, there are chickens all over the place! They must've start hatching in the old grain silo. It's not easy, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. It's time to enter that old can and crush that chicken rebellion! Minigun is the coolest. It's best for shooting in a big can like this one. You really need those rubbery bullets - they're red. When you do, you can really start shootin'. There should be a pack or two around. The Orchard An orchard is a simple thing: you plant trees and it's done, right? And you get fruit - apples in this particular case - which are really good. Collect them. It's always good to have some apples for the autumn, everyone knows that. The orchard would be quite cool if not for the fact that there are hedgehogs there. They wolf down apples, so where else could they live... Chickens don't eat no apples, so they're in the orchard just to piss me off. They have corrals there and they throw rotten apples like mad! You really need to be on your guard! It's not Sunday school any more. This is real combat! The sniper rifle, the minigun - all of those toys come in mighty handy. If you look around you should find a rocket launcher under one of them trees. If you’re lucky, you will even find a missile. The Henhouse After a great battle in the Orchard you come up with one conclusion… You need to check out the Henhouse. The Henhouse always worked quite well. The hens hatched eggs, the eggs slid down a trough and into a box and the box ended up where it should. But lately, only a couple of eggs left the henhouse, so it's time to investigate. Maybe there's a thieving rodent about? Maybe the egg conveyor engine is broken? Maybe it's just a stuck switch? The Corn Field So, the Henhouse is secured. Now, the chickens that fled have to be shot dead. The easiest way is to reach the field and shoot them all with the sniper rifle. No need to pay each chicken a visit… and, like, what? Say 'Hello!' to every one of them? It's best to use a hurricane or a drum to scare the little bastards out. You can use the dog as well. It's a good thing, 'cause I can think of at least two dogs: Yeller and Bumpkin. Yeller is the lighter one - it likes to fetch - but Bumpkin (the spotted one) is a real dog for chickens - he'll scare the shit out of all of them chickens. After finishing with the Field there are still some problems. It seems that the chickens are hatching a bigger plot. We must start the final annihilation, come tomorrow. We'll have to search the whole village again but this time it'll be more fun with all them guns. Sooner or later we'll smell the hen! Mechachicken - unlockable after gaining a certain amount of points Would you look at that! The Chickens have constructed some mega-contraption. Some mega-giga-chicken, damn it! I can't believe it! How can I trash it?

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